Magic therapy for gastric / Plz don't laugh -Just smile.
by Hla Myint on Monday, December 24, 2012 at 8:49pm ·


dear ko myo tin (husband of Royal surgeon dr. daw tin myint),

dear Rector khin mg thaw(2 times outstanding student),

dear u khin htwe,

subject (new therapy for gastric trouble).

Case History.

The story began in 1900 in Yunan

A young poverty-stricken Yunanese boy( from the village of Htain Chone )by the name of Law San ventured into Burma.
He was hard working .
He did manual odd jobs for a living first in Bhamo, then in Mandalay , then moved to Chaung U near Letpadaungtaung .
Gradually Law San became a rich elite in Chaung U.
He married a headman's daughter.
U Law San became a very prominent person in Chaung U.
Gradually his off-springs virtually became "ruling elites" of Chaung U.
Unfortunately when U Law San was 70, his dear wife passed away.
Fortunately or unfortunately U Law San was still very active both physically & mentally.
Widower U Law San felt very lonely & felt depressed.
After 2 or 3 years of depression, he could not tolerate any more.
He spent most of his time hopping karoke bars.
He got involved with teen-age professional girls & enjoyed to exhaustion.
His sons & daughters were very much worried .
They tried all sorts of multivitamins , hormones & medicines (both western & traditional).
They fed him honey, cow milk & goat milk.
But poor old U Law Son's condition did not improve.
Sons & daughters tried different milk, human milk.
As a last resort ,the children hired a pretty young nanny to feed milk the old man & her own baby.
For a few months the old man became relaxed & seemed to be very happy.
But after an initial improvement the old man became weaker & weaker & finally passed away.
Too much of a good thing may be sometimes hazardous.
Chaung U town folks remarked " U Lawson died of over-feeding of milk when he was over 70 ".

ေခ်ာင္းဦးျမိ ု.သူျမိ ု.သားမ်ားက "ဦးေလာစံ တေယာက္အသက္ (ရ၀)ေက်ာ္မွ နိ ု.မ်က္ေသရွာျပီ " ဟု ေျပာစမွတ္
ျပ ုသြားပါတယ္။

Second part of the case history.


dear ko myo tin,

u haven't reply my 2 queries.

Q1. Medical term for over-feeding of milk (နိ ု႕ မ်က္ ေရာ ဂါ အဂၤလိပ္လို အေခၚအေဝၚ)

Q2. Is there cases of death of persons over 70 with this disease.
u haven't reply my 2 questions in written form.
Here comes Q3.
Actually I now realize ,the disease in Q2 is caused by over-sucking of milk,consequently less sucking of baby sitter's breast is the cure.
Once upon a time,a physics lecturer was cured by similar thinking.
Poor lecturer in our department suffered from gastric trouble.
He did not go to a doctor ,because he was stingy.
His reasoning was that gastric disease was caused by gastric worms.
He was a physicist & naturally wise like u & me.
He reduced food intake to starve the worms.
Naturally gastric worms died because of starvation & gastric disease was cured!
Poor lecturer was cured of gastric.
I think your lady Royal surgeon should submit this wonderful case history @
International conferences.
ROYAL surgeon Dr daw khin tint might get nobel prize for medicine.
She will become 2nd.nobel winner after Lady DASSK.


Appendix

ROYAL surgeon Dr daw khin tint never studies in United Kingdom to earn the title

" ROYAL surgeon".

This title was offered by her husband renown physicist u myo tin.
Because Dr daw khin tint happened to be family doctor of Drug Lord Law Sit Han.

Dr daw khin tint သည္ ဘိန္းဘုရင္ ေလာစစ္ဟန္ (Drug Lord Law Sit Han)၏မိသားစုဆရာ
၀န္ျဖစ္ေသာေၾကာင္.သူ၏ခင္ပြန္းဦးမ်ိ ုးတင္က "ဘုရင္.သမားေတာ္ Royal Surgeon" ဘြဲ.အပ္ႏွင္းခဲ.ျခင္းျဖစ္ပါတယ္။


well wisher hla myint ,
from mandalay with love.