crocodile is floating ေရအိုးထဲမိေက်ာင္းေပၚေနျပီ။

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words study (Burmese)

crocodile is floating ေရအိုးထဲမိေက်ာင္းေပၚေနျပီ။

crocodile s floating in the drinking water pot;this expression is used to mock shallowness of drinking water pot at home;
it is also used to mention the shallow water level in the river
in summer.
Example To tease his wife's late filling of water ,U Hla shouts " crocodile is floating in the drinking water pot".
tease(verb) to make fun of somebody, either playfully or maliciously.
တေယာက္ေယာက္ ကို "ေနာက္ေျပာင္"သည္။ဦးလွသည္ သူ.ဇနီးကို ေနာက္ေျပာင္လိုသျဖင္. ေသာက္ ေရအိုးထဲမိေက်ာင္းေပၚေနျပီ ဟုုဟစ္ေအာ္ေျပာဆိုလိုက္ပါတယ္။

su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,
Kyauk se Computer University.
Monday, December 21, 2009

Blasphemy[n] ဘုရားအၾကည္ညိ ုပ်က္ေစမွ ု

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words study (English)
Blasphemy[n]/ piety ဘုရားအၾကည္ညိ ုပ်က္ေစမွ ု
profanity, wickedness, mockery,
disrespect ,mockery, derision.

An eminent Iran poet is sentenced to (5) years for blasphemy.
အီရန္ကဗ်ာဆရာတဦးကို
ဘုရားအၾကည္ညိ ုပ်က္ေစမွ ုျဖင္.ေထာင္ဒါဏ္(၅)ႏွစ္ခ်လိုက္သည္။
ကိုရန္က်မ္းစာမွစာပိုဒ္အခ်ို ု.ကို ကိုသူ၏ကဗ်ာတြင္ထည္.သြင္းေဖၚျပခဲ.ျခင္းေၾကာင္.ျဖစ္ပါသည္။

su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,
Kyauk se Computer University.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009

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Word study (English)dire consequencesေႀကာက္မက္ဖြယ္အက်ိ ုးဆက္

Sunday, December 20, 2009
Word study (English)
ျမန္မာမွ ု

စုျငိမ္းျငိမ္းခ်မ္း၊ကြန္ျပ ူတာဖရက္ရွာ၊
ေက်ာက္ဆည္ ကြန္ျပ ူတာ ယူနီဗာစီတီ။
su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,
Kyauk se Computer University.
Saturday, December 19, 2009

At the Copenhagen conference on climatic change,scientists
predict that if we can not limit temperature rise to 1.5 degree Celsius, we will face dire consequences.

ကုိပင္ေဟဂင္တြင္က်င္းပေသာရာသီဥတုဆိုင္ရာညီလာခံတြင္
အပူခ်ိန္တိုးႏွ ုန္းအား ၁.၅ ဒီဂရီကိုမကန္.သတ္နိ ုင္လွ်င္ ၾကီးမားေသာေၾကာက္မက္ဖြယ္အက်ိ္ ုးဆက္မ်ားကိုရင္ဆိုင္ရ
လိမ္.မည္ဟုပညာရွင္မ်ားကေဟာကိန္းထုတ္လိုက္ပါသည္။

Dire(adj.)/ wonderful (ေႀကာက္မက္ဖြယ္)terrible, awful, calamitous, ominous, dreadful ,horrible, grim, disastrous, frightful, appalling.

Consequence(n) (အက်ိ ုးဆက္) result ,effect, outcome .
စုျငိမ္းျငိမ္းခ်မ္း၊ကြန္ျပ ူတာဖရက္ရွာ၊
ေက်ာက္ဆည္ ကြန္ျပ ူတာ ယူနီဗာစီတီ။
su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,
Kyauk se Computer University.
Sunday, December 20, 2009

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making Buddha statue to nod/ဆင္းတုေတာ္ကိုေခါင္းညိတ္ေအာင္ ေျပာ ဆိုနိ ုင္သည္။

Word study (Burmese)

Friday, December 18, 2009

စုျငိမ္းျငိမ္းခ်မ္း၊ကြန္ျပ ူတာဖရက္ရွာ၊

ေက်ာက္ဆည္ ကြန္ျပ ူတာ ယူနီဗာစီတီ။

su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,

Kyauk se Computer University.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

ျမန္မာမွ ု

ရဲေဘာ္ဖိုးသန္ေခ်ာင္းသည္ဗမာျပ ည္ကြန္နစ္ပါတီ၀င္တဦးျဖစ္သည္။

ဗမာျပ ည္ကြန္နစ္ပါတီ၀င္မ်ားသည္ စကားေျပာေကာင္းၾကသည္ ။

ရဲေဘာ္ဖိုးသန္ေခ်ာင္းသည္ ဆင္းတုေတာ္ကိုေခါင္းညိတ္ေအာင္ ေျပာ

ဆိုနိ ုင္သည္။

Comrade than gyaung is a member of "Burmese Communist Party".Burmese communists are normally eloquent.

He is so eloquent that he can make Buddha statue to nod.

အခ်ိန္ ဆြဲ တာ ကို မေဗဒါေရ ဘူး ခတ္ ခိုင္းသလုိ ဟု တင္စား

ေျပာ ဆိုသြားပါ သည္။

To emphasise time delaying ,comrade than gyaung

uses the phrase "Ma bay dar filling a big pot with a

small hole".

Glossary

eloquent (adj.) fluent, persuasive, powerful စကားေျပာေကာင္းသည္၊ဆြဲေဆာင္မွ ုရွိိ သည္၊အင္အားရိွ သည္။

nod(v) indicate agreement ,concur

သေဘာတူညီမွ ုညႊန္ျပသည္၊ထပ္တူသည္။



concur(v) agree, be of the same mind, be together.

သေဘာတူညီသည္၊စိတ္တူညီသည္၊အတူတကြျဖစ္

သည္။

Statue(n)ဘုရားရုပ္တုေတာ္

စုျငိမ္းျငိမ္းခ်မ္း၊ကြန္ျပ ူတာဖရက္ရွာ၊

ေက်ာက္ဆည္ ကြန္ျပ ူတာ ယူနီဗာစီတီ။

su nyein nyein chan ,computer Fresher,

Kyauk se Computer University.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

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sun is shining on the buttock / ေနဖင္ထိုးေနျပီ ေနျမင္.ေနျပီ

16 december 2009

Burmese words study


ေနဖင္ထိုးေနျပီ ေနျမင္.ေနျပီ

sun is shining on the buttock,time is too late ,time to get up



ဥပမာ -- ေမာင္ ေအးခ်မ္း အိပ္ရာထေတာ. ေနဖင္ထိုးေနျပီ ေနျမင္.ေနျပီ ဟု သူအဖိုးကေျပာဆိုျပီးသူေျမး
ကိုအိပ္ရာ မွႏိွ ုးပါသည္။



The grand father shouts "Mg Aye Chan ,get up; sun is shining on the buttock;time is too late;time to get

up ,you will be late for school".


sunyeinnyeinchan စုျငိမ္းျငိမ္းခ်မ္း ဖရက္ရွာ,

hairy in the wrong place/ တလြဲဆံပင္ေကာင္း

16 dec. 2009
ျပံ ုးယံုသာ
hairy in the wrong place/ တလြဲဆံပင္ေကာင္း
ဦး၀င္းႏိုင္သည္ နဖူးက်ယ္သူတဦးျဖစ္ပါသည္
ေနာက္ေျပာင္လိုေသာအဖိုးအိုတဦးမွေအာက္ပါအတိုင္းမွတ္ခ်က္ခ်လိုက္ပါသည္။
(ဦး၀င္းႏိုင္ ခင္ဗ်ားက တလြဲဆံပင္ေကာင္း ေနတာဘဲ)
ဆရာျငိမ္း

TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH
JUST TO SMILE
u win naing is a bald-headed veteran;
remarks by a joke-loving old man,
ko win naing, you are more hairy in the wrong place!
(hairy/bald covered with hair, long-haired)

ေမွာ္ပညာ? black magic 16 december 2009

black magic/30 october 2009


ထမိန္ျခံ ုလွ်င္ လဒ ျဖစ္တယ္ လို. ေအာက္လမ္းဆရာတို.ကဆိုၾကတယ္။

ထမိန္ျခံ ုလွ်င္ လဒ ျဖစ္တယ္ လို. ေအာက္လမ္းဆရာတို.ကဆိုၾကတယ္။

ထမိန္ျခံ ုလွ်င္ လဒ ျဖစ္တယ္ လို. ေအာက္လမ္းဆရာတို.ကဆိုၾကတယ္။


Friday, July 04, 2008

16 AUGUST 2009


Warning to "panty for peace" campaigner.


Most people think , it is a bad omen for receiving as present or wearing woman's underwear on top of head.

But for some, especially those who practise black magic, it is an auspicious sign.

Black magicians say "If you worship and put a woman's underwear on top of your head you will become a vulture and get power to perform miracles".

If you send women's underwears to such people, they may appreciate your actions.

ထမိန္ျခံ ုလွ်င္ လဒ ျဖစ္တယ္ လို. ေအာက္လမ္းဆရာတို.ကဆိုၾကတယ္။



aung myat thu

A magic wand ?Aladin’s wonderful magic lamp ? အာလာဒင္ ေမွာ္မီးအိမ္၊

INTERNE(1)(www dot com)
A wizard’s magic wand ?
Aladin’s wonderful magic lamp ?
Cindrella ‘s magic shoe ?
Saya Nyein
Prof. U Hla Myint,
(AE-119686)
Department of Electronic Engineering,
Defense Services Technological Academy,
Pyin Oo Lwin.
A wizard with a “magic wand” can fulfill his wishes.
Aladdin with his wonderful magic lamp looked for a beautiful princess and his wish was
fulfilled by rubbing his Magic lamp.
Cindrella found her wonderful prince by means of her golden shoe.
Internet is more or less modern equivalent of magic lamp.
The difference is “you have to rub the lamp” and “you have to click the mouse” for the
miracle to happen.
*You can get your “beautiful princess” not by rubbing but by clicking your magic
mouse.
There are many agents who make matches with your specifications for a very reasonable
fee.Two popular love-agents at present are www.loveHappens.com and
www.eHarmony.com.
Last Saturday, my eldest daughter and her husband attended a wedding reception.
The bride ( Cindrella) is a lovely and wealthy lady from Mandalay and the groom
(Golden prince) is a young handsome military officer from Pyin Oo Lwin.
They were matched by love-agent website www.loveHappens.com.
If you forget to specify age range, the agent may match you with 80 year-old lady or
gent! Your princess’s age may lie between 15-80 years !.
*With a click of a mouse , you can mail instantly hundreds of friends , relatives and even
strangers living thousands miles away at the speed of 186,000 miles per second and you
don’t have to worry whether your mail reach the receipients.Because you will be
informed instantly that your mail is sent successfully or delayed or your mail address is
wrong.If it is delayed because of information traffic jam, it will be delivered as soon as
traffic is light.
* If you are a businessperson ,you can do business with thousands of corporations at the
speed of light.
*You can purchase any commodity on line.
*You can talk light or serious at a reasonable cost ( about 500 kyats per hour)with a
friend who live housands of miles away( a former Electronic Engineering graduate of
DSTA studying in USSR).
*If you are an Electronic engineer or a physicist , you can get relevant information about
chips or diodes , transistors, integrated circuits, or whatever hardwares(2) or softwares(3)
or firmwares(4) of your interest from hundreds of sites with a few clicks of mouse on
relevant links.How many clicks you will have to make depend on your experience on
” surfing.5” the Web.
*If you’re a student intending to study abroad, you can contact thousands of Universities
all over the world with a few clicks of mouse.
In my opinion, Internet is more or less modern equivalent of magic lamp.
Glossary
1.Internet
n. The worldwide collection of networks and gateways that use the TCP/IP suite of
protocols to communicate with one another. At the heart of the Internet is a backbone of
high-speed data communication lines between major nodes or host computers, consisting
of thousands of commercial, government, educational, and other computer systems, that
route data and messages. One or more Internet nodes can go off line without endangering
the Internet as a whole or causing communications on the Internet to stop, because no
single computer or network controls it. The genesis of the Internet was a decentralized
network called ARPANET created by the Department of Defense in 1969 to facilitate
communications in the event of a nuclear attack. Eventually other networks, including
BITNET, Usenet, UUCP, and NSFnet, were connected to ARPANET. Currently, the
Internet offers a range of services to users, such as FTP, e-mail, the World Wide Web,
Usenet news, Gopher, IRC, telnet, and others.
2.hardware
n. The physical components of a computer system, including any peripheral equipment
such as printers, modems, and mouse devices.
3.software
n. Computer programs; instructions that make hardware work. Two main types of
software are system software (operating systems), which controls the workings of the
computer, and applications, such as word processing programs, spreadsheets, and
databases, which perform the tasks for which people use computers. Two additional
categories, which are neither system nor application software but contain elements of
both, are network software, which enables groups of computers to communicate, and
language software, which provides programmers with the tools they need to write
programs. In addition to these task-based categories, several types of software are
described based on their method of distribution. These include packaged software
(canned programs), sold primarily through retail outlets; freeware and public domain
software, which are distributed free of charge; shareware, which is also distributed free of
charge, although users are requested to pay a small registration fee for continued use of
the program; and vaporware, software that is announced by a company or individuals but
either never makes it to market or is very late. Your spouse age may lie between 15-80
years !
4.firmware. Software routines stored in read-only memory (ROM). Unlike random access
memory (RAM), read-only memory stays intact even in the absence of electrical power.
Startup routines and low-level input/output instructions are stored in firmware. It falls
between software and hardware in terms of ease of modification.
5.surf
vb. To browse among collections of information on the Internet, in newsgroups, in
Gopherspace, and especially on the World Wide Web. As in channel surfing while
watching television, users ride the wave of what interests them, jumping from topic to
topic or from one Internet site to another. Also called cruise
Saya Nyein
Prof. U Hla Myint,
(AE-119686)
Department of Electronic Engineering,
Defense Services Technological Academy,
Pyin Oo Lwin.
17 july 2006

how to handle a nagging wife! / ဂ်ီက်ေနေသာဇနီး ကိုဘယ္လိုလုပ္ရပ?

how to handle a nagging wife!
ဂ်ီက်ေနေသာဇနီး ကိုဘယ္လိုလုပ္ရပ?



25 august 2009 tuesday


nagging(v) to be a persistent cause of discomfort, anxiety, or unease.

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For sale: Nagging wife, some rust

Published: 13/03/2009 at 10:51 AM

LONDON - A British man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale -- and received a number of offers.



"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.



Mr Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna scolded him while she sat watching television, and he decided to place the ad as a joke.



"She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her.



"I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'"



The couple married only last year, and Mr Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing".





nagging(v) to be a persistent cause of discomfort, anxiety, or unease.

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